Emilie Gleisberg. Professional acrobat & circus performer/trainer. College student.
You know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when Ariel says “I’m 16 years old. I’m not a child anymore.” And you’re just sitting there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it.
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday.
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?